Sykick

Sykick, chosen one, giver of Butt-Stuff and Royal Prince to the Throne of PD. Soon to Inherit the throne by his mother. Her Excellency, Queen Starbound.

Possesses a mental condition inhibiting him from seeing pictures, requiring his subjects to explain them to him.

Known for repeatedly participating in marathons of Lord Of The Rings and The Hobbit series against his will, he is also the subject of the world's best-selling fan fiction novel, Fifty Shades Of Gandalf The Grey.